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Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	513789	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	5956

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	272783	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Buildings Constructed:	37
Star Shards Collected:	71	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies, Footsies Handbook, frame data, general, Glossary, High level replays, Minecraft, replays, Server, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, warm-up routine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	112	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Potions Brewed:	120

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

asian, asian women, attraction, beauty standards, Caucasians, Crafty, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, empowerment, ethnicity, fetishization, Interracial Relationships, love, Media influence, misconceptions, Race, relationships, social dynamics, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Whiteboys, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!