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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5075 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 8550 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7104 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even nvidia and apple are feeling bearish because of the highly correlated btc market! But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the woes of the stock market and dive headfirst into a world where the only thing going down is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his spooky antics.
So why wait for the stock market to bounce back when you can bounce around our server instead? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
