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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9037 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3501 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1276 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!