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Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6115	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7515	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	9852	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	5769	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3621
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ores Mined:	1256
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!