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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6078 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7777 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.