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Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2645	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

Project Beans

2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!

ProjectBeans.modded.fun

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

Detoxification, Finnish sauna, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, Minecraft, Musta Pekka, painos, Relaxation, relaxation ritual, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna culture, sauna session, Server, SizzleCraft, spa experience, steam room, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness, wood-burning stove

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Emeralds Found:	9491
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Votes:	8818	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	394211	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Towns Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	967

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

HotWay

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!

HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!

Main IP: mc.hotway.fun

Online store: https://hotway.fun

We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!

mc.hotway.fun:25255

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Ores Mined:	5030
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

195.35.37.212

Pay to Play Minecraft Server

Accountability, as long as we pay, avoid consequences, breaking the law, bribery, consequences, Corruption, criminal activity, dishonesty, Escape, evade, get away, illegal behavior, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, moral decay, Pay, Play, repercussions.., Server, societal issues, unethical practices

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running for your life! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of excitement as players are constantly being chased by mobs, lava, and even other players trying to steal their precious loot.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some crazy perks to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun?

And if you think you’re tough enough, try taking on our boss mobs that are so powerful, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken. Trust us, you’ll need all the skills and luck you can get to survive on this server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to get away from it all on our insane Minecraft server!

Amazing Style Minecraft SMP

adaptation, amazing, amazing style, Game, long tail, Minecraft, smp, Style, tags, Themes, throw it away

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6187	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and styles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether, and a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!