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Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	268	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7533
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Animals Bred:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Void Gems Collected:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!