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| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
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| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
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