DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5396	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

Builds, Cabin, chair, Claiming, Community, Contests, Craft, Dedicated, Discord, Environment, Fall, Friends, Fun, Instructions, Jeremy, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Players, Safety, Server, Staff, stall, Today, Trees, Valhelsie, Wholesome, Woods, woodsy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Step by step instructions	Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
Claiming	Protect your builds by claiming them
Whitelisting	Ensure safety by whitelisting players
Contests	Participate in server contests
Sweet environment	Join wholesome people and enjoy a friendly atmosphere

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for step by step instructions on how to get started.

Q: Are there any protections for my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

Q: How can I ensure safety on the server?

A: Players are whitelisted to ensure safety on the server.

Q: Are there any community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host contests and events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I expect a friendly environment on the server?

A: Yes, you will find wholesome people and a friendly atmosphere on the server.

Eternals VS Hypixel

1.20, Bosses, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, Keys, MC Server, multiplayer, PvE, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Superpowers, Survival, Unique

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mines Excavated:	2192	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Hypixel	Eternals
– Large player base	– Spanish-speaking community
– Variety of minigames	– Custom survival experience
– Custom content	– Features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers
– Constant updates and events	– Enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Eternals.
Which server offers a custom survival experience?	Eternals is known for its custom survival experience.
Which server has more features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers?	Eternals offers features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers.
Which server has frequent updates and events?	Both Hypixel and Eternals have constant updates and events for players.

Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

Adventures, Balmung, Broadcast, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dungeon Melty, early access, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Epic, Famfrit, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, HIGH, Join, laughs, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, madness, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, movies, Mr. Nice Guy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Shogun Watch Party, Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, Today, traffic, who am i, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1970
Farms Harvested:	656	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server, where the pressure is always on and the fun never stops!

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Trust us, it’s worth waking up early for this epic event! And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration. Fight monsters and team up with beloved characters from the Final Fantasy universe, it’s a crossover you never knew you needed!

And don’t even get us started on the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test. Explore new worlds, meet new friends, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two!

Join us for meetups that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. From SUNDAY BUNDAY Video Meetups to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers events, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

Beanscraft: Where beans battle for survival in a land of jellybeans and economy wars! Mojang probably kinda ok’d it.

Active players, advertising, battle, Beans, Beanscraft, building, Cheating, claiming system, Community, diamonds, discord server, Economy, EULA Compliant, exploits, in-game rules, jellybeans, kinda, Land, mojang, multiplayer, okd, Patrons, Player Organization, Political Topics, religious topics, smp, Survival, trading economy, Wars, Whitelist, x-ray clients

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
New Chunks Explored:	998547	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Beanscraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP/Address	Beanscraft.ca
Discord Invite	Discord.gg/CWVGEw9

Server Description:

Beanscraft is a 1.20.4 Survival Multiplayer server with a trading economy based on diamonds, an in-depth claiming and player organization system powered by Lands, and PvP. The server offers everything you can experience in the latest version of Minecraft.

Beanscraft has over 11,000 players who have joined since its inception in early 2019. The server has been rebuilt from the ground up and is EULA compliant according to an official review by Mojang. You can play solo, with friends, or with other active players without any whitelist restrictions.

Join Beanscraft’s discord server with over 520 concurrent members and help build a great community around the game.

In-Game Rules:

Rule	Description
1	No anti-Beanscraft activity.
2	No cheating or using x-ray clients.
3	Do not make use of exploits that violate the spirit of the game (dupes, etc).
4	No advertising.
5	Try to avoid inflammatory political/religious topics.
6	Minecraft community standards apply.

DerpyCraft – Where even your worst meltdowns turn into epic building fails!

anger, autistic meltdown, broken wrist, building, coping, dealing with emotions, DerpyCraft, emotional breakdown, emotions, Epic, Fails, Frustration, girl, Meltdown, meltdown triggers, MELTDOWNS, meltdowns in public, mental health, Outburst, seeking help, seeking support, self-care, self-injury, sensory overload, stress, Turn, WORST

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3118	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated world!

One time, a player got so mad after losing a PVP battle that they accidentally punched their computer screen and broke their wrist! But fear not, because on our server, you can rage all you want without any real-life consequences.

We also have a special event every Friday where players can compete in a “Build Battle,” but be warned – the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

Come Join OrbitMC: Where Orebits Are Vanilla and Bananas Are Whistled at With Activeness and Newness!

Active, Activeness, Bananas, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, Newness, OrbitMC, Orebits, Play, Positive, Release, Season, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, TEAM, Vanilla, Whistled, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

– OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions on our Linktree and getting yourself whitelisted.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive gaming experience.
Is there a Discord server for OrbitMC?	Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

Herobrine’s Fashionably Late Minecraft Server – Season 404

anticipation, Arrival, Availability, Awaited, clothing, collection, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, fashion, Fashionably, fashionista, Herobrines, Late, LATEST, Minecraft, new, Release, search, Season, Server, stock, Style, trend, update, where

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	1003	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the next season of your favorite show? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have our own exclusive “Where is her new season?” series! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive new season that everyone is raving about. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden easter eggs revealing the storyline before anyone else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also battle it out in epic PvP matches where the winner gets to decide the fate of the next season. Will it be a romantic comedy or a gritty crime drama? The choice is yours!

So why wait for that new season to drop when you can create your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Crimson Tide: The Wettest Server in Town! USA 1.20

Auctions, Community, Crimson, Discord, Economy, Friends, gameplay, Grief Prevention, Kits, Land claiming, Minecraft, Perks, Play, Ranks, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, Status, tide, TOWN, Usa, Wettest

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Votes:	2102
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	144

Crimson Tide MC

Welcome to Crimson Tide MC!

Features
Land claiming and grief prevention
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Ranks, kits, and perks

If you’re interested, join us at play.crimsontidemc.net and join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: When did Crimson Tide MC launch?

A: Crimson Tide MC launched in April of 2024.

Q: What features does Crimson Tide offer?

A: Land claiming, grief prevention, skills, economy, shops, auctions, ranks, kits, and perks.

Q: How can I protect my creations and belongings?

A: You can utilize land claiming and grief prevention features on the server.

Q: Is there a way to trade and earn money on the server?

A: Yes, you can trade and earn money through the economy, shops, and auctions system.

LolCraft: No. 916535804 – The Most Anonymously Hilarious Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ores Mined:	7890
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to explode your mind! Literally, we have TNT everywhere, so watch out for unexpected explosions around every corner.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of cake (don’t worry, it’s creeper-proof!). Our server is a magical place where you can mine diamonds with a magic wand and fight off evil mobs with a pet dragon by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest creature in all of Minecraft…the one and only Pink Sheep! Legend has it that if you capture and ride the Pink Sheep, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Sound too crazy to be true? Well, that’s because it probably is, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server out there. Boom!

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