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Crafty TNT Walmart – Where Buying a Bazooka is Totally Normal!

American laws, Bazooka, Buying, controversial, Crafty, crime, Ethics, firearms, girl, illegal, Jail, morality, normal, Paying, punishment, regulations, Retail, sex, shopping, society, Tnt, Totally, Walmart, weapons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as buying a bazooka at Walmart? Or as crazy as paying a girl for sex and ending up in jail? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning American laws in no time. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self Respect

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Void Gems Collected:	39	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

OtterCraft Online

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Otter Craft is a Survival server, as well as we sometimes offer custom SMP’s

Its not usual for us to offer custom SMP’s

ottercraft.online

Plaice For Space MC

Builders, Creative, forever.., free to play, Moderators, new, Players, Scratch, Server, Staff, Vip

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2039
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

BUILDERS, PLAYERS, STAFF, VIP NEEDED

WE ARE A BRAND NEW SERVER STARTING FROM SCRATCH

WE NEED NEW PLAYERS TO CONTRIBUTE TO BUILDING OUR SERVER AND WE NEED MODERATORS TOO

WE WILL ALWAYS BE FREE TO PLAY. EVERYTHING IS FREE FOREVER!

plaiceforspace.apexmc.co

Look at it

Minecraft, play.monalangkase.com, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	9052
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8235
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Server IP: play.monalangkase.com

play.monalangkase.com

PeakCraft: Where even the creepers ask ‘Is it peak?’

achievement, challenge, confusion, CREEPERS, determination, doubt, goal-setting, mountain climbing, overcoming obstacles, peak, peak season, PeakCraft, perseverance, persistence, Questioning, reaching the top, Repetition, self improvement, success, summit, Top, uncertainty

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with endermen and witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Not-So-Evil Villager Cult, where they worship their mighty leader, Steve the Sheep.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cotton Pickin’ Crafters

African Americans, civil rights, controversial, Cotton, cotton picking, Crafters, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HBD, History, human bio diversity, INEQUALITY, Pickin, Political, Races, racism, segregation, Slavery, social justice, southern states, The south

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rodeo clown on a unicycle? Look no further, because our server is like a circus on steroids! We’ve got more diversity than a bag of Skittles, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos.

Join us and you’ll be able to witness jaw-dropping feats of engineering, like a giant roller coaster made entirely out of melons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as diverse as a box of crayons and as crazy as a bag of cats? Plus, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, so you’ll never be bored. Come join the fun and see for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

PublicSurvival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

PublicSurvival is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network !!!

•Stratos Earth – Survival Minecraft but with a Special map.

PublicSurvival.com

Europlayzone

Citizens, Community, destiny, Economy, Europlayzone, Homes, Journey, Land Claim, land wars, Lands, Minecraft, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	53
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Step into our Minecraft realm where you can forge your own lands, lease homes to citizens, and partake in thrilling land wars. Join our community now and embark on a journey where every choice shapes your destiny!

mc.europlayzone.eu

Sapphire VS Hypixel

Crates, Dynmap, Earth, earth-survival, Economy, fancy-features, friendly community, multiplayer, PvP, Streamers, Survival, Teams

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	1406
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3720
Animals Bred:	56	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Hypixel	Sapphire
Pros	Pros
Large player base Wide variety of minigames Regular updates and new content Well-established and reputable server	Brand new server with exciting features Economy system Crates and rewards Teams and collaboration Dynmap for easy navigation
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Occasional server lag due to high traffic	May have fewer players initially Potentially less developed or polished compared to Hypixel

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is Hypixel or Sapphire better for new players?	Both servers have their advantages, with Hypixel offering a wide variety of minigames while Sapphire provides a fresh start with unique features such as an economy system and crates. It ultimately depends on personal preference.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for having a large player base, while Sapphire being a newer server may have fewer players initially. However, both servers can attract players based on their unique offerings.
Are there regular updates on both servers?	Hypixel is known for its regular updates and new content, while Sapphire may also provide updates and improvements as it grows and develops.