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Anime SMP – What Anime Do You Recommend Me?

Anime, anime recommendations, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cardcaptor Sakura fan, DiC dub, dragon ball z, fruits basket, K-On, K-On fan, Kira Kira Precure a la Mode, Naruto, one piece, Recommend, Recommendations, sailor moon, sailor moon fan, Sensitive, smp, Tokyo Mew Mew, Tokyo Mew Mew fan, watching anime, Yumierio Patisserie

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6099	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old anime recommendations? Want something fresh, exciting, and totally out of this world? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only recommend the most mind-blowing anime that will leave you questioning reality!

Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

BELIEF, BUILD, contemplation, Curiosity, EnchantedCraft, Enchantment, existentialism, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, MAGICAL, Metaphysical, Mysticism, Paranormal, pondering, self reflection, skepticism, speculation, spirituality, summon, Supernatural, uncertainty, Wizardry, Wonder

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Potions Brewed:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	4394	Animals Bred:	154
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	72453	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	304870
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.