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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8445 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?