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MonsterCraft – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, databases, Frontier, Gaming Platform, Iceborne, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, MonsterCraft, multiplayer, nyargacuga, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, Previous thread, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, Thread

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our nyargacuga edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is haunted by a ghostly Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s friendly…mostly.

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will trade you rare items for emeralds. Who wouldn’t want a pet panda with a diamond sword?

4. Our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any creepers or zombies that dare to attack. They may be small, but they are mighty!

So what are you waiting for? Join our nyargacuga edition server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowflake SMP – Epitome of White Privilege

Asian fetish, black female gymnast, Epitome, good looking, Gymnastics, highest earning female athlete, lsu, national championship, ncaa, nordic blonde fetish, Olivia Dunne, Privilege, simone biles, smp, snowflake, White, white privilege

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	774380
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!

NoWifeTaxCraft

anger, assets, Business, business partners, Communication, decision, earnings, fate, Financial, full-time, Inheritance, livid, Marriage, NoWifeTaxCraft, ownership, partner, profit, RESPONSIBILITY, separate account, Spouse, Will

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	836771	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	913

Are you tired of dealing with a wife who can’t make up her mind? Join our Minecraft server where you can make all the decisions and keep all the profits for yourself! No more nagging spouses trying to claim what’s rightfully yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your success.

Imagine a world where you can alter your will to leave everything to your virtual business partners instead of your ungrateful wife. She’ll be livid, but hey, it’s your Minecraft world and you make the rules!

So come join us on our server where you can escape the drama of real life and live out your wildest fantasies of business success without any pesky spouses trying to get in the way. It’s time to take control and show everyone who’s boss – all while having a laugh and enjoying some epic Minecraft gameplay.

EverestTrashMinecraftServer

aerial drones, Chinese drones, Chinese innovation, clean-up efforts, conservation efforts, drone fleet, drone operations, drone technology, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, everest, EverestTrashMinecraftServer, garbage disposal, Mount Everest, mountain cleanup, mountain conservation, pollution control, remote sensing, trash removal, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like Everest but witout da trash cuz we got CHINESE DRONES flying dat sh*t outta there! Imagine playing Minecraft on da highest peak in da world witout a single piece of garbage in sight. Plus, rumor has it dat da drones are controlled by pandas so u know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for da most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history! 🐼🗑️ #PandaPower #TrashFreeEverest

MoscowEscapeCraft

border attack, civilian displacement, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, FLEEING, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Military, Moscow, MoscowEscapeCraft, Political unrest, Refugees, russia ukraine conflict, russians, Safety, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians fleeing for moscow amid ukraine border attack but in minecraft!!! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers.

we have epic battles where you can fight for your homeland or join the russians in their quest for safety. build bunkers, set traps, and strategize with your team to defend against the enemy forces.

but watch out for the secret weapon – a giant ender dragon that swoops in and wreaks havoc on both sides. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat it and claim victory for their side.

so come join us and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. who will emerge victorious in this epic battle for moscow? join now to find out!

CoolingZigZagCraft

asymmetric emissivity, building innovation, building materials, building-energy nexus, climate control, CoolingZigZagCraft, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient buildings, green building technology, heat transfer, innovative construction, optimal design, passive solution, radiative cooling, Realizing optimal radiative cooling walls, sustainable architecture, Sustainable Design, Thermal comfort, thermal insulation, Zigzag Radiative Cooling walls

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3800
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

hey u, yea u! r u tired of ur minecraft house bein too hot? well, do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we have zigzag radiative cooling walls that will keep ur house cool AF! no more sweatin like a pig while u mine for diamonds! our walls are so cool, they practically make ur house an igloo in the desert! join now and experience the ultimate chill vibes while u build ur dream house! trust me, once u go zigzag radiative cooling walls, u never go back!

FlushMC

Custom, Custom Plugins, Dive, ELYTRA, elytra pvp, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Flush Network, FlushMC, gameplay, Minecraft, Minecraft Players, Network, next level, Plugins, PvP, Server, Thrilling, Unique

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Dive into Elytra PvP Excitement at Flush Network!

Hello Minecraft players!

Are you ready for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience? Look no further than Flush Network, where we specialize in Elytra PvP and custom plugins that take your gameplay to the next level.

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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, anti-creeper., club, Enderman, Fabric, Fabulous, Geophilic, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, meets, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory

Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat

ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed

Mobs & Players Drop Heads

Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief

Accelerated Leaf Decay

Minecarts now run 4x faster

Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MidlifeCraft Server

Connection, cope, Fiction, frontal lobe, irony, ISOLATED, Loser, lurked, MidlifeCraft, negative experiences, past experiences, professional success, prove myself, realization, REJECTED, rejection, School, Server, Social Skills, Uneven, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	5065
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a repressed loser in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your social failures behind!

On our server, you can finally prove yourself without any unfair advantages holding you back. No more dealing with people who are way bigger, have repeated classes, or are favored by teachers. It’s a level playing field where you can flourish socially and have important life experiences.

Forget about escaping into video games and fiction as a coping mechanism. Join our server and connect with like-minded individuals who understand what it’s like to feel unwanted and rejected. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who accept you for who you are?

So come on, join us and leave your real-life failures in the past. Show the world that you’re not a loser all alone, but a winner in the virtual realm of Minecraft! Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time.

Minecraft SMP – /arkg/ – Arknights General Crafting Crew

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, arkg, arknights, Caster Beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, CN Content, Crafting, CREW, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, general, Global, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Medic Papyrus, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Navigator #4, Nightingale, Poncirus, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Resources, smp, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Narantuya, Sniper Pozyomka, Sniper Toddifons, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Swire the Elegant Wit, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Sand Reckoner, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much)! Join now for a chance to meet our resident diamond hoarder, Steve, who once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether.

We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, including a Purestream skin that turns you into a majestic river dolphin. Plus, our Trials for Navigator #4 event will have you navigating through treacherous waters filled with killer squids and zombie pirates.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a crossover event with a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens and skeletons wear sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect limited edition skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, who can summon a volcano with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos (okay, a lot of chaos). See you in the world of blocks and pixels!