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Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	478437	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Farms Harvested:	699	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7210	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Towns Built:	8
Animals Bred:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!