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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5556 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!