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BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	90
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

play.fatepvp.com

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	656
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

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