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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2860 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!
