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Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

The Migrant-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jeets are building their own version of Poland, Nepalis are creating a Croatian paradise, and Pinoys are crafting a Hungarian wonderland. But what about Serbia, you ask? Well, on our server, the thirdies are too busy fending off hyper-chud racists and mischievous Gypsies to worry about anything else!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional griefer). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even uncover the secret to defeating those pesky hyper-chud racists once and for all.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and see why Serbia has never looked so wild!

404Craft – Error in Crafting Fun

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are THICC and the diamonds are BLINGIN’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies do the cha-cha, and skeletons have impeccable fashion sense. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. True story!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out RANDOM loot every time you feed it a diamond. Who needs a boring old chest when you have a llama that poops out diamonds, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a llama that poops diamonds.

Fashionista Thieves Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Emeralds Found:	7759	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as stealing clothes for a photo shoot! 📸 Our players are so fashionable, they’ll make you want to steal their best outfits too. And who knows, maybe you’ll catch a whiff of their amazing scent still lingering on the clothes. 😂

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those stolen clothes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together! 🎮💥

BoomerCraft: The OG Minecraft Server for Oldies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crops Grown:	5979
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server for the ancient fossils out there! Are you older than dirt? Have you been around since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where you can build your very own retirement home out of diamond blocks and ride around on prehistoric creatures instead of horses.

Our server is so old, even the creepers have gray hair and the zombies are just looking for their dentures. But don’t worry, we have plenty of age-defying potions to keep you feeling young and spry.

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a bunch of old farts just like you. Who needs youth when you have a server full of wise old gamers who can still kick butt and take names? Join us now and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They hopped through one and found themselves in a land made entirely of CANDY! They rode on a RAINBOW unicorn and battled evil gummy bears. It was a wild adventure that could only happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA who can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a RAINBOW tornado to protect you from any danger. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret DISCO PARTY room where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life!

NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7066	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of reality crushing your dreams of living in Japan? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual Japan complete with sushi restaurants, cherry blossom trees, and even a pixelated Mt. Fuji! Join us and escape to a world where you can finally live out your Japanese dreams without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? 😉🍣🌸

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Emeralds Found:	8326	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!