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HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gods Slained:	2

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ores Mined:	5849	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchantments Applied:	76
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	369	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	66	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!