You’re pathetic Minecraft Servers

You’re pathetic Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCreeperz: ‘Don’t forget’ to bring your pickaxe!

    CraftyCreeperz: ‘Don’t forget’ to bring your pickaxe!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4170
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Towns Built: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing! – Our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves? – The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love! – Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint. – The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Murk Madness: The Quest for Noobs! Fight Elite Mobs, PvP, Factions, & More – No Pay 2 Win!

    Murk Madness: The Quest for Noobs! Fight Elite Mobs, PvP, Factions, & More – No Pay 2 Win!
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1322
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.murkpvp.com
    BEDROCK IP play.murkpvp.com
    BEDROCK PORT 19132

    Overview: MurkPvP is an MMO-inspired factions PvP server with custom dungeons, bosses, and a variety of end game gear for progression. The server has a friendly player base, old school factions feel, player-based auctions and economy, and proximity voice chat for communication.

    Features:

    Starting Gear: All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world, and start playing.

    Rules: Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. No pay-to-win elements, and a focus on a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Copy the server IP play.murkpvp.com to your Minecraft client and start playing.
    Are there pay-to-win elements on the server? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. All players have an equal opportunity to progress and enjoy the game.
    Is there a ranking system on the server? Players can obtain ranks based on their MCMMO score, but all ranks have the same commands and no rank has more power than the other.
    How can I become a moderator or admin on the server? Contact the server owner on Discord at https://discord.gg/AJHGS2pv to inquire about moderator or admin positions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrollCraft Minecraft Server

    TrollCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6668
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate troll master! We have secret traps, hidden pranks, and even a TNT launcher that shoots players into the sky! One time, a player thought they found diamonds, but it was actually just a block of sponge painted to look like ore – classic troll move! Join us and unleash your inner prankster in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good laugh instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SignsOfLifeSMP

    SignsOfLifeSMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9732
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because on our server, we demand signs of life! That’s right, if you don’t show us that you’re a living, breathing player, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We have epic quests that will take you to the ends of the earth (literally, we have a world border set at 1,000,000 blocks). Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items with other players. Need a stack of obsidian? Just trade in your rarest item and it’s yours. Want to build a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Well, you better start grinding because those don’t come cheap.

    So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and our strict rules about signs of life). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PickyCraft – No Husband Food!

    PickyCraft – No Husband Food!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1201
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your food preferences better than your own husband? Look no further! Our server knows that you can’t stand spicy, sweet and sour, or acidic foods – just like us! We promise no sweet and sour chicken surprises here, only delicious pineapple and oranges when they’re sweet. Plus, we won’t get mad if you don’t eat the food we bring you – unless it’s in Minecraft, then we might have to throw you out of the server. Join us for a taste of virtual culinary delight and leave the spicy drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrganicIndigestionCraft

    OrganicIndigestionCraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2327
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Potions Brewed: 29 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1133
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2068 Runes Activated: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NYAT Towny Server: Where Cats Rule and Griefers Drool

    NYAT Towny Server: Where Cats Rule and Griefers Drool
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 3774
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 73.121.199.150
    Description Join my new Town server, where resources are scarce, making mining challenging and rewarding. The map is designed for close-knit gameplay with plans to expand. Focus on balanced experience and community growth.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there teleporting on the server? No, players must travel traditionally to the spawn region to sell their gold and pay for land claims.
    What is the focus of the server? The focus is on creating a balanced and engaging experience, with plans to evolve based on community feedback.
    Is PVP encouraged on the server? Town politics is a goal for the server but PVP is not discouraged. Players can hunt others for gold or set up shops for travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /pol/ is dead Minecraft server

    /pol/ is dead Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3364
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and witness the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Our server is like a virtual circus, with clowns running amok and pigs flying through the sky.

    Forget about /pol/ and 4chan, they’re old news. Here, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the insanity. Need a break from reality? Come join us, where nothing is genuine and the banks control all (just kidding… or are we?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”’/rug/ – The Crafty SMP Crew”’

    ”’/rug/ – The Crafty SMP Crew”’
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4245
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild sheep start attacking you. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to photobomb your epic castle build? Only on our server will you experience these wacky moments!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a player who can build a house in seconds while dodging arrows like a pro archer. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Olympics!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the Minecraft Rugby Championship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterlyBratMCServer

    SisterlyBratMCServer
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7266
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Villages Defended: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hunting down hidden treasures just like the mischievous sister in this story! Join us for a unique gameplay experience where players can steal each other’s items and hide them around the virtual world.

    Imagine the excitement of searching for your lost diamond sword in a secret underground cave or tracking down your stolen enchanted armor in a hidden fortress. Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge and enjoy a good treasure hunt.

    Don’t worry about being labeled as a brat for stealing, on our server, it’s all part of the fun! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your fellow players and reclaim your stolen loot. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those sneaky thieves)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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