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TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6392	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2421	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Animals Bred:	62	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Emeralds Found:	4200

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Emeralds Found:	6996
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Votes:	1498
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	245
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, artificial insemination, BabyCraft, Boundaries, children, Communication, consent, Decision making, Dna, family, family dynamics, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sister, Sperm donor, Support, uncomfortable situations, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!

BabyNameDramaCraft

abortion, Baby name, baby shower, BabyNameDramaCraft, burden, Communication, family, feelings, Friends, Gender Reveal, Implications, infertility struggles, miscarriages, morning sickness, perspective, sensitivity, sick leave, Support, Symbolic, Understanding, unique name

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7762	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!

ClassSeatCraft

academic performance, academic success, childhood experiences, classroom dynamics, classroom seating, ClassSeatCraft, education memories, educational development, educational impact, learning environment, life defining, personal growth, school influence, school memories, school seat, seating arrangement, seating position, social dynamics, student behavior, student experience, student perspective

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	565
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Do you ever wonder if the seat you had in school determined your destiny? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe it does! Join us and find out if sitting in the back row means you’re destined to be a master builder, or if sitting up front means you have a knack for redstone contraptions.

Our server is like a magical classroom where your desk is a block and your pencil is a pickaxe. Sit in the right spot and who knows what amazing adventures await you! Maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure under your desk, or uncover a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us and let’s see where your school seat takes you in the world of Minecraft! Who knew that sitting next to the class clown could lead to becoming the most epic prankster in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless, just like the supply of snacks in the teacher’s lounge.