Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of living a boring and mundane existence? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on a server that will RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE in the best way possible.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).

But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.

HiroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

Join us on our server where Hiro sama himself will challenge you to epic build battles and PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life for a whole day! Who needs wings when you have Minecraft skills, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server. Who needs mining when you have a chicken that poops out diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride full of adventure, challenges, and of course, plenty of laughs. Hiro sama may have doubted you, but we believe in your Minecraft skills. Let’s show him what you’re made of!

ThreadDeleted Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Items Found:	8279	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the mods are as predictable as a WWE storyline? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Vince McMahon would be scratching his head in confusion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of unpredictable events and crazy plot twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, maybe John Cena will show up to challenge you to a build battle or the Undertaker will spawn in to protect your base from creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. So come on down and join the madness, because here, anything can happen – even mods in WWE’s back pocket!

DrinkDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, free from lectures and eye rolls.

Looking for a place where you can drink all the fruity beer you want without anyone getting upset? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can enjoy your virtual drinks in peace.

Tired of being accused of betraying trust for sending a simple birthday text? On our server, you can text whoever you want without fear of a 42-minute lecture about loyalty. Plus, our automated text feature is top-notch!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun without the unnecessary monologues. Cheers to that!

CraftyParent404

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for not buying your friend something? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can spend your hard-earned virtual diamonds on yourself without any guilt trips from parents or friends.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t have to worry about getting in trouble for not buying your friend a virtual sword or armor. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations without the pressure of keeping up with your friend’s shopping habits.

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content – just remember, it’s all about you on this server!

BelieveItOrNot Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, building castles made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7983	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to live life on the edge and take risks that you never thought possible in a virtual world. Our server is filled with secret underground clubs where players engage in scandalous activities that would make even the Ender Dragon blush.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be constructing wild party mansions and underground dungeons filled with secrets that will make your friends gasp in shock.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and experience the riskiest adventures of your virtual life, then join our server today. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit.

RussianBanHammer Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, PUTIN BE OUT HERE LETTIN’ US SACK MPS AND SENATORS IF THEY TRY TO LEAVE RUSSIA WITHOUT PERMISSION! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU TRY TO SNEAK OFF TO GET SOME MILK AND BAM, YOU’RE FIRED! JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE THE RULES ARE MADE UP AND THE SANITY DOESN’T MATTER! 😂🤪🤣🔥👌

OilCraft: China’s Kitchen Disasters

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	4485	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE CHINA BUT WITHOUT THE COOKING OIL CONTAMINATION SCANDAL HAHAHA. LIKE, U WON’T FIND ANY TOXIC OIL HERE, JUST PURE BLOCKY FUN.

IMAGINE IF CHINA WAS MADE OF BLOCKS AND U COULD BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT POISON OIL. THAT’S WHAT THIS SERVER IS LIKE.

SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE DRAMA OF CHINA’S OIL CRISIS. BUILD A GIANT TOILET OR A FLOATING PIG CASTLE, THE CHOICE IS YOURS. LET’S GET BLOCKY, BABY!

BlockBaeCountCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	4874	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of exploding, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of loot for you. That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so elite that they have their own secret language made up of only emojis and cat noises. You gotta be in the know to understand what’s going on, but once you do, you’ll be laughing your butt off all day long.

And get this, our server has a built-in dating system where you can find your perfect Minecraft match. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building pixelated houses together?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just remember, the more sexual partners you have in the game, the cooler you’ll be. It’s science, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Townscraft: Where the towns are real, but the drama is virtual! Season 3 starting soon!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

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Townscraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Join a vibrant community where towns are more than clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Explore bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, and more. Join an existing town or forge your own settlement from scratch. With endless possibilities, Townscraft offers a dynamic and engaging experience for every player.

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In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events. We promote a vanilla player-honored system, tight-knit community, and various types of players welcome. Experience the vanilla Minecraft feel with added community events and a secure, thriving environment. Join us for a unique and engaging gameplay experience.

View the Discord to start your adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server.
Are there town-building elements?	Yes, players can join existing towns or create their own settlements.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has measures in place to prevent theft and griefing.
What types of players are welcome?	All types of players including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and newcomers are welcome.
Do you have community events?	Yes, there are occasional community-hosted events for players to participate in.

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