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Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	320	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3006	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Enchantments Applied:	271
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	1628	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	73

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7175
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Votes:	5278	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Star Shards Collected:	272

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!