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Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

animal study, electrical charge, electrical sutures, Fast, healing, healing wounds, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Lightning, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Rats, reduced, speed up, study, Surgical Innovation, surgical stitches, tissue regeneration, traditional sutures, wound area, wound care, wound healing, ZapStitch

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

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Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ores Mined:	9001	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
New Chunks Explored:	418660	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	37
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	9554	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension Hops:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Insane young earth creationist Minecraft Servers

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

Stats November 22, 2024

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

Stats November 22, 2024

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

Stats November 22, 2024

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

GFreeloaderCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

BadAdviceMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NoHabitChangeMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	177
Crops Grown:	3234	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3