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PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	1848
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

The Mystery Slayers SMP

Adventure, building, Challenges, co-op, Community, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, Mystery, ONLINE, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, SLAYERS, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	229	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

The Mystery Slayers SMP is a Minecraft SMP that lets u play survival Minecraft with others there are ranks money and other good stuff to do in The Mystery Slayers SMP.

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Nothing But Trees SMP: A Vanilla Minecraft Server for Grown-Ups Only!

application server, communicative, Community, continents, Datapacks, Discord, Empires, GrownUps, INCLUSIVE, legitimate copy, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Oakington, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trees, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Welcoming

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Oakington Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Members	~80 members
Established	2019 (5 years)
Server Type	Private survival multiplayer server
Season	7th season starting on 1.20
Features	Gameplay enhancing datapacks, crafting tweaks, Voice Chat Mod
Player Diversity	Players from across all continents

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	Must be over 16 years old Be communicative and talk with others Own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition
How can I join the Oakington Minecraft Server?	Visit the Discord Application server at https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

caste system, Colonialism, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Elite, EliteCraft, england, ethnicity, Globalization, Hierarchy, imperialism, India, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Privilege, proletarians, Race, Racial segregation, Server, social class, social stratification, wealth gap

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Come join our server, where the differences are as clear as the difference between India and England! We’ve got players from all walks of life, creating a melting pot of chaos and hilarity. Explore a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. See you on the server, mate!

HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

anxiety, attitude, Bed.., Bonding, comfort, Comments.., cousins, Cuddling, Defense, family, Harmless, Minecraft, overreacting, reaction, Server, sharing, Siblings, Situation, Support, Twins, TwinSisSlumber, vacation, weirded out

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!

HospitalHopperCraft

ambulance, Assistance, Communication, Community, compromise, emergency, hospital A, hospital B, hospital choice, HospitalHopperCraft, INCONVENIENCE, medical care, Neighbour, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, support worker, Time management, Transportation, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2803	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8808
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like choosing between hospital A and hospital B in a life or death situation (just kidding, it’s just a game).

We offer crazy scenarios like helping pregnant villagers get to the hospital of their choice, whether it’s a 4-minute detour or a 30-minute one. And don’t worry, there’s no real consequences for your decisions here, unlike in real life.

So come join us and experience the chaos of trying to balance your own needs with the needs of others in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero of the day or just end up causing more drama like in this story. The choice is yours, so hop on and let the fun begin!

BlockBenderz: MindFlickz

best movie, BlockBenderz, confusing plot, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending movie, mind-bending plot, mind-bending thriller, mind-blowing movie, mind-boggler, mind-boggling, mind-twisting, MindFlickz, mindfuck movie, psychological horror, psychological thriller, Suspenseful, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	5098	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mindfuck movie of the Minecraft world! Join us if you want your brain to be twisted like a pretzel and your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just going to build a quaint little house and mine some diamonds. But oh no, that’s not how things work here. Suddenly, their house was upside down, the diamonds turned into emeralds, and the chickens started speaking in Shakespearean English. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck movie of a Minecraft server, come join us! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your reality will be shattered, your expectations will be twisted, and your mind will be thoroughly fucked. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

VandalVoyageMC

CANCELLED, crime, criminal investigation, Damage, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, France, France news, hunt, Infrastructure, investigation, public transportation, Railway, railway network, Trains, Transportation, transportation system, travel, Vandalism, vandals, VandalVoyageMC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but then ur like, oh no, the trains in france are cancelled cuz some vandals are on the loose? well, good thing u can join our minecraft server instead! no vandals here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! plus, u can pretend u are in france but without the train drama. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! choo choo!

CasketCraft – RIP & Build!

acceptance, BUILD, burial, casket, CasketCraft, Coffin, death, end of life, existentialism, facing death, facing mortality, final resting place, Funeral, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, inevitability, life and death, life cycle, life’s end, mortality, preparing for death, RIP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7893	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

join this epic minecraft server where caskets are made for u. but dont worry, its not for ur funeral. its cuz u will be slayin’ those mobs left and right like a boss. u will be so legendary that they will be making caskets just to honor ur greatness. join now and show the world u are the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds. yep, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and start your epic journey to casket glory!