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KurskCraft: 4k Troops Down!

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, News, North Korean troops, russia, Troops, Ukraine, War, world events, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

OMG GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT 4,000 NORTH KOREAN TROOPS KILLED IN KURSK OBLAST! OUT OF 12,000 DEPLOYED, LIKE WUT?! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT URSELF FROM THE INVADING TROOPS! ONLY DA STRONGEST CAN SURVIVE, SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW US WHAT U GOT! LET’S GOOOOOOOO! 🤪🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NorthKoreanNonsense

40 Dogs Named Biscuit

admins, adventurers, biscuit, Builders, commands, Community, Discord, Dogs, Enchantments, growth, kenshi, name.., Named, Players, project zomboid, rimworld, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Timber, Trading, Vanilla, VIBE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	5866	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

40 Dogs Named Biscuit Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	Enhance tools and weapons with powerful enchantments beyond vanilla limits.
Unlimited Villager Trading	No trade caps—keep the deals going as long as you like!
Essential Commands for Players	/home: Easily return to your base anytime. /rtp: Explore new lands with random teleportation. /claim: Protect your builds with a simple land-claim system.
Chest Shops	Start your own shop and trade with other players to grow your wealth.
Timber: Instant Tree Cutting!	Break one log, and the whole tree falls! Timber saves time, makes resource gathering easy, and keeps things balanced by tracking axe durability.
And More to Come!	We’re just getting started and want you to help shape the future of our server. Friendly admins, a laid-back vibe, and room for growth. Also interested in building communities around Rimworld and Kenshi.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/GAbaGxTJ2k.

Q: What is the server’s name based on?

A: Be one of the first to find out how the server got its name. 😉

RetroCraft Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2010s, activism, colored hair, cultural movement, current events, generation, internet culture, Land, millennial, modern issues, Nostalgia, political activism, Political Correctness, Progressivism, protest, RetroCraft, SJW, social change, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, social media, societal norms

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the world! We don’t have any SJWs here, just a bunch of gamers building epic stuff together.

We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!

Crazy Italian Blockheads

Admiration, anglos, attraction, beauty, Blockheads, crazy, culture, DATING, ethnicity, European, Exotic, fascination, gender dynamics, Italian, Italian women, love, Media influence, Mediterranean, Obsession, relationships, romantic ideals, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft and build and fight and explore and do all the things! We got crazy cool mods and wild adventures waiting for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Let’s gooooooo!

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4404
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	245
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9070
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2246	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4756	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.