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TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5358	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	101	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	2765	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Votes:	3381
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	9911

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

StellarSurvivors.com

Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	895419
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cowtits, Creative, Draph, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, ERP Thread, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, Writing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.