Minecraft Marathon Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because you’ll be having so much fun building your virtual empire. Plus, our virtual diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself would be jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, checking in, Communication, Conversation, daily routine, Day, emotions, feelings, Going, greetings, Interaction, mental health, mindfulness, mood, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, small talk, socializing, well-being, wellness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

CapsLockCraft

Accidentally sending, all caps, attention to detail, CapsLockCraft, Chat, Communication, Coworkers, efficient, email, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, funny, humor, Keyboard, Message, mistake, office, Professionalism, Technology, Typing, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE!

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!

Leaked Voice Memos from Alinea SMP! No Whitelist, So Your Singing Skills Better Be Good! Patch 1.21.

Alinea, Binding, charged silk touch, charged unbreaking, commands, curse of inexperience, custom enchantments, enchament polish, extra records, food skewers, Good, Harvest, Hoover, leaked, Memos, No pvp, orb booster, Patch, rebalances, rules, simple voice chat, singing, Skills, smp, unstable enchantments, various settlements, VOICE, Whitelist, wholesome community

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview

Version	1.21 SMP
Experience	Vanilla-like with added features
Features	Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.

What are some feature highlights of the server?

Feature	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat.
Food Skewers	Try out new foods like veggie skewers.
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game.
Unstable Enchantments	Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits.

What are some other features of the server?

Feature	Description
No commands or claims	Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands.
Custom enchantments	Additional enchantments and curses available.
Wholesome community	Focus on cooperative gameplay.
No PvP	PvP only with consent from all players involved.
Various rebalances	Equalizing playstyles for all players.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

biden, Brazil, breaking news, Californian fires, CraftyNews, current events, Euro foot, European news, France, French politics, germany, global affairs, international news, Minecraft, political updates, Server, slovenia, spain, sports news, top headlines, turkey, Wimbledon, world news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of hearing about all the drama and chaos happening in the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear about is the epic battles between players, the crazy creations they build, and the occasional llama stampede.

Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.

So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyChain Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, BlockyChain, chain of blocks, cryptocurrency, cryptography, data, data integrity, decentralized, Digital Currency, ethereum, fake block, Minecraft, monero, PEERS, private key, Protocol, public key, Secure, Server, Transactions, validation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8519
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of blockchain to a whole new level! Imagine a world where every block is linked together by a protocol so strong, not even a creeper explosion could break it.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.

Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!

BoomCraft: Not the AITAH Server

4th of july, AITAH, babysitter, BOOMCRAFT, Boyfriend, busy life, college, drinks, ENERGY, family, Friends, Hangout, holiday, mental energy, Mother, NAP, nephew, Pool, punching bag, rant, selfish, Server, social life, swimming, work

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Potions Brewed:	92	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of being the designated therapist for your friend Jenny? Do you feel like you’re just a punching bag for her rants and dramas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!

BlockRage Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, BlockRage, coping strategies, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional well being, frustration tolerance, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, positive thinking, problem solving, relaxation techniques, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Server, setback recovery, Stress Management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7855	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	7748	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of raging every time a creeper blows up your house or a skeleton snipes you from a mile away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the cure for your anger management issues! Join us and experience the magical healing powers of our virtual world where setbacks are just opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.

So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?

RageCraft: Creeper Traffic Jam

aggressive drivers, creeper, cutting off, distracted drivers, driving frustrations, Honking, Jam, Ragecraft, road construction, road etiquette, road rage, road rage causes, road rage consequences, road rage incidents, road rage management, road rage prevention, road rage solutions, road rage triggers, road safety, slow drivers, tailgating, traffic, traffic jam

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting road rage from all the crazy drivers out there? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration by building a giant road filled with explosive TNT traps to blow up those pesky drivers. Watch as they rage quit in disbelief at your epic trolling skills. Plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system where you can escape the chaos and relax in your own private jacuzzi made entirely out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let the road rage flow through you in the most explosive way possible!

CupStackerCraft

#sustainability, convenience, convenience culture, CupStackerCraft, Disposable, disposable culture, eco-friendly, environmental impact, event planning, excess, gatherings, Party, plastic cups, plastic pollution, recycling, single use, social gatherings, STACKING, Unnecessary, Waste, zero waste

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join dis minecraft server where the last cup is always used! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJ. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. our staff are all unicorns in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest. so what are you waiting for? come join the party where the last cup is always the life of the party!

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