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MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

NaziCraft LOLz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	6671
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Towns Built:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

Crafty, creeper, cultural norms, Diversity, drivers, driving culture, driving skills, empowerment, female drivers, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Inclusivity, road safety, Server, societal expectations, societal progress, Stereotypes, traffic laws, Transportation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3752	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	8590
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Votes:	9357
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPersona

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, with surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Bloom SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
Is there anti-griefing protection?	Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Night Shift Shenanigans

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	523
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP 1.16.5: Where socializing is just as important as surviving!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Votes:	2498

MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Name	MateeMinecraft
Version	1.16.5
Website	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple, don’t destroy or steal others stuff and be nice to others. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. Simply launch Java 1.16.5 and login to start playing.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can login at mateeeminecraft.uk.to