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Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2357	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ores Mined:	4777
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crops Grown:	4284	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Farms Harvested:	216
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	8536
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8444	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!