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DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	66	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

LimbusCraft SMP – General Shenanigans #1773

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Season 4 is here and we’re diving into the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll have to face off against evil reflections of yourself while trying to survive the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Upcoming Events include Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, where you’ll have to solve a murder mystery while riding a speeding train through dangerous terrain. Can you crack the case before the train derails?

And don’t miss out on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where everyone has to wear ridiculous costumes while battling it out in PvP arenas. Who will emerge victorious in this fashion-forward fight to the death?

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the insane extractions happening right now. We’ve got MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust trying to shred dimensions and W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis taking on the notorious target extraction of [Gregor]. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us now! Just be prepared for spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, because we’re all about that crossover chaos. Download the game, follow us on Twitter, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the mirror maze, gamers!

NoCoworkerDemandsMC

apartment living, Communication Issues, coworker demands, financial struggles, friendship fallout, funeral plans, living paycheck to paycheck, manager involvement, mental health, moving out plans, NoCoworkerDemandsMC, rent increase, roommate conflicts, roommate drama, schedule changes, setting boundaries, shift switch, storage unit, verbal abuse, xray techs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	4788
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

HuhnSMP

armor, Demons, dragons, Economy, fate, Huhn.., HuhnSMP, iq, Journey, Lords, Lost Souls, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Rekindle, Scuffed Stuff, Survival, Towny, Undead Asylum

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Huhn SMP begins in the gloom and despair of Undead Asylum with nothing but a broken set of armor. During your journey across Huhn, you are shot, stabbed, and crushed; you are burned, drowned, and digested; you fall off cliffs, are consumed by the Abyss, and are always at risk of going hollow. Death becomes more familiar than life. As you are given chance after chance, however, you slowly rise to greatness. You kill terrible demons, defeat mighty dragons, and duel ancient Lords. You gather lost souls and triumph before Fate, Lord of Scuffed Stuff, who bestows a single responsibility unto you: rekindle your IQ.

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Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft worlds thrive like my plant collection, but with less watering involved

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6345	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?	No, all members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server.
Are griefers or hackers allowed on the server?	No, this is NOT an anarchy server so griefers or hackers are not allowed.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members who share similar gaming interests.

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Minecraft SMP: TechWorkersGoneWild

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing your way to the top!

Our server is like no other, with challenges that will test your survival skills to the limit. From building towering castles to battling hordes of creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive resources and loot that you won’t find anywhere else. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? We can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HealthNews4Bae

anxiety, Communication, comparison, Context, Empathy, fainting, Graves Disease, health, health anxiety, HealthNews4Bae, high heart rate, insensitivity, medical article, mis-diagnosis, news article, relationship, stress, Support, tachycardia, Understanding, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!

Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!

And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!

ParanoidPlayerMC SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of being pranked or trolled in Minecraft? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of someone stealing all your diamonds? Well, fear no more, because our Minecraft SMP is the safest place to play! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal from you. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any harm. So join us now and say goodbye to your paranoia, because on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of snacks while you mine for diamonds!

DreamCraft: Memorable Moments

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crops Grown:	6415	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams really do come true!

Join us and experience the most epic dreamland you could ever imagine, where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and have a dance party with a friendly army of zombies.

But beware, in this dreamy paradise, you never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner. Will you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot, or will you find yourself in a heated battle with a horde of evil villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams run wild!