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RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchantments Applied:	300
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	86219

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1194
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mines Excavated:	2203	Dragon Eggs Found:	3077
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!