you are mine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

achievement, AMBITION, challenge, champions league, Choices, Competition, Crafty, Dedication, determination, domestic cup, domestic league, dream, Edition, Europa League, football, Glory, Goal, Passion, Soccer, sports, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.bqow.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3366
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	1511
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

ease.NPC GymsPlayer GymsEV TrainingLegends Arceus

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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	202	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	8485
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Emeralds Found:	8343
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	322402

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Breeders R Us

Breeders, breeding, breeding goals, breeding guidelines, breeding management, breeding practices, breeding process, breeding program, breeding resources, breeding selection, breeding stock, breeding strategies, breeding techniques, Crafty, genetic diversity, genetics, material, Reproduction, selective breeding, Thread

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ores Mined:	5031
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!