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Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	New Chunks Explored:	290477
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	597
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	1885
Dragon Eggs Found:	7756	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de