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BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	1691	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	9415	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	143
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ores Mined:	4154	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

Contentment, everyday happiness, Happiness, insignificant pleasures, joy, little happiness, little joys, little things, Minecraft, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small delights of life, small happiness, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny joys, TinyJoy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!