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Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

Academy, ai, album, April 20th, April 21st, culture, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, Generals, League, League Academy, learning, managers, Matches, Minecraft, Pro Evolution Soccer, simulation, Teams, Threads, Twerk, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ores Mined:	8064	Crops Grown:	2353

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

1992, 3D Graphics, ai, catastrophe, coming through, Controlling, Credit, drab, full 3D, jump, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pixelated, Problems, remake, retro gaming, Server, SNES, Throwback, Understanding, unreal engine, video games, young

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	4947
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

CraftyWifeBeaters, cultural acceptance, domestic violence, feminist movement, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender-based violence, historical practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal rights, Life, Misogyny, patriarchy, sexism, social justice, societal change, societal norms, societal progress, toxic masculinity, Traditions, violence against women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9868
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures: #2147

#union raid, 240420533, 5th Anniversary Stream, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, Android, ANNI CODE, anniversary stream, blocky, cd-keys-guide, co-op, Costume Passes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, Diesel, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Midnight Strawberry, Modernia, Ms. Dangerous, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Nikkes, ONEANDHALFANNIVSHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Second Affection, Sim Room Overclock, snow white, Special Recruit, the last kingdom, update, White Knight

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it even has its own Android/iOS/PC game download link! You can play Minecraft on the go and never miss a moment of the action.

Need some FAQs answered? We got you covered with a link that will blow your mind! And don’t forget to check out our active codes for some sweet rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more awesome.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have anniversary streams, optimization updates, and developer’s notes that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” and “Sim Room Overclock” will have you laughing and having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: Weighty Wonders

#workout, body composition, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, health, heavy lifting, is this too much weight, motivation, muscle building, perseverance, Physical fitness, self improvement, strength gains, strength training, weight management, weightlifting, weighty, wellness, Wonders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6894	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mesugakis’ Epic Minecraft Madness!

Community, discussion, Epic, Feedback, madness, Mesugakis, mesugakis community, mesugakis discussion, mesugakis feedback, mesugakis opinions, mesugakis perspectives, mesugakis reactions, mesugakis reviews, mesugakis thoughts, mesugakis viewpoints, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, reactions, reviews, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because mesugakis is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness that grants you the power to defeat any foe with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join mesugakis today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun, then maybe you will regret it).

Crafty Commander’s Crazy Minecraft Madness

Allegiance, America, commander in chief, Commanders, courage, Crafty, crazy, determination, General Trump, GOD, GREATNESS, inspiration, leadership, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, power, president, strength, success, united states, Victory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.

Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.

With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨

Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.