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KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6583	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mines Excavated:	4197
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	103
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ores Mined:	6689	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.