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NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	317423	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9229	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	4374

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.timerise.fun

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	5596	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	285
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Votes:	298
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	667	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	12

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Emeralds Found:	5343

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.