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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4736 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 372 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
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