yokels – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft server: Deadlock General

501745660, advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git in, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, patchnotes, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

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Balkan Love Thread Minecraft SMP

balkan, BALKANS, cousins, croats, culture, Europe, Land, love, Minecraft, mixed up, MONEY, new people, new things, old history, Problems, rocks, Serbs, smp, Soup, strong people, thieves, Thread, TOUGH, tradition

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server inspired by the chaotic Balkans! It’s like a crazy family reunion where Serbs and Croats are constantly bickering but can’t stay away from each other. The land is tough, just like the people who are so attached to it they might as well be glued to the ground.

But don’t worry, there’s never a dull moment here! From dealing with money problems to fending off thieves, it’s like a never-ending adventure. The Balkans are like a big pot of soup, with all sorts of crazy ingredients floating around. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next?

So come join us and dive into this melting pot of cultures and chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky thieves and be prepared for some heated arguments over who gets the last pork chop!

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Trannies R Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender, Ugly, virginities, Whining

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a strict “no trannies allowed” policy! Why waste your time building when you could be taking someone’s Minecraft virginity instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than whining about how ugly your pixelated character is. So come on over and join the chaos – just be prepared for some wild adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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CoopCraft SMP – The Cooperative Gaming Society

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, auric approved edition, Blight: Survival, CoopCraft, Cooperative, Cooperative Games General, coopg, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, Gaming, Geheimnisnacht event, gtfo, Helldivers 2, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, No More Room in Hell 2, Payday 3, ready or not, remnant 2, SCP: 5K, smp, society, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Dark Horizon DLC, The Forever Winter, vermintide 2, Vermintide 2 build planner, Wartracker

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was both terrifying and exhilarating, and definitely not recommended for the faint of heart.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, epic PvP battles that will leave you in stitches, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves – are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Guess the Characters Minecraft Server

brain challenge, brain teaser, Characters, detective work, Enigma, guess, Guessing, guessing game, guessing game challenge, Identity, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery characters, Puzzles, puzzling characters, Riddles, Server, speculation, unknown, unknown identity, who are they

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be playing alongside the one and only Chuck Norris, a ninja turtle, and a unicorn with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is home to the most epic and random cast of characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can keep up with these legendary figures!

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Big Brain Minecraft SMP

algorithm, arithmetic, big, BigInt, Brain, coding, coding challenge, coding fun, computational complexity, computer algorithms, computer programming, computer science, data structure, debugging, library, long integers, Mathematics, Minecraft, problem solving, programming, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technical Difficulties

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of explosive chickens come charging at you! Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “BigBrain” club, where we discuss the most pressing issues of our time, like why pigs can fly but chickens can’t swim. Plus, every Friday night we host a karaoke night in the Nether, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your virtual life!

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Astrid Cloud

Cross-Play, Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ASTRIDCLOUD!

Embark on an immersive Minecraft RPG adventure in a world designed for thrill-seekers and chill players alike! AstridCloud is a unique blend of custom-built landscapes, powerful leveling systems, and endless opportunities for growth and exploration within a welcoming community. Whether you’re here to grind, explore, or relax, there’s something for everyone!

Key Features:

Custom Biomes & Terrain – Discover breathtaking landscapes crafted just for you Custom Weapons & Armor – Stand out with gear that’s tailored to your journey Dungeons – Unique dungeon system, fight unique bosses for rewards Skill & Level System – Level up and unlock unique features and abilities Quests, Jobs, and RPG Elements – Dive into quests, hone skills, and pick up jobs Chill Game Pace – Exciting yet peaceful style of gameplay

Join AstridCloud now and begin your adventure today!

play.astridcloud.xyz

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Pixelated Network

Adventure, crazy, Custom Bosses, Explore, Fun, Gear, join now, Loot, Map, Minecraft, MONEY, Network, new features, Pixelated Network, Quests, smp, staff-hosted events, Survival

A new adventure is awaiting you…

Join Pixelated Network now and experience fun new features that make SMP fun again! There’s so much you can do such as fight custom bosses to get crazy gear, do quests to earn money and loot, explore the crazy map or join staff-hosted events!

The choice is yours JOIN NOW!

play.pixelatednetwork.net

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Kik Thread Minecraft Server

chat app, Communication, digital communication, forum, Group Chat, instant messaging, kik, kik community, Kik thread, kik users, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, mobile app, online chat, Online Community, Server, social media, social platform, social-networking, Technology, Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret society of diamond-wearing chickens. Build your own castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to discover its hidden location and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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No Comfort Minecraft SMP

Affection, care, comfort, Companionship, desire, FANTASY, gf, Ill, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, no, partner, relationship, sick, slightly chubby, smp, Support, tfw, wishful

Are you tired of not having a slightly chubby girlfriend to comfort when she’s feeling under the weather? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of slightly chubby NPCs just waiting for you to nurse them back to health! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated love and care, as you become the ultimate healer in a world where even the villagers need a little TLC. So come on, join us and show those NPCs some love – who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate along the way!

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