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Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	1319
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Buildings Constructed:	50	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	4290	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	190
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1257
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7184
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	448
Votes:	1812	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.