Yohannes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	62
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3839	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	82	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2320	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

CraftyCreeperClan

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	2422
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and become part of an epic team where we take on creepers and zombies like never before. Our team is so legendary that even Herobrine himself didn’t answer the call when we challenged him to a duel!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a diamond mine that’s so rich, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).