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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1613 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.