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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2128 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 4194 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 135 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it, whoever finds this potato will gain the ability to fly on a giant rubber duck and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. This creeper loves to dance to funky tunes and will drop disco balls instead of gunpowder when defeated.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a llama with you for good luck.
