When they refuse to join our Minecraft server because they’re too busy hanging out with a bunch of creepers and skeletons in some dark, dingy cave. Like, hello? Our server has way cooler mobs to hang out with, like rainbow-colored llamas and disco-dancing pigs. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made entirely out of obsidian. So, if you’d rather spend your time with a bunch of boring old zombies, then be my guest. But if you want to join the coolest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then you know where to find us. Just look for the giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses – that’s our secret entrance. See you there, loser!
