yesteryears Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	891	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	80
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	669
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Animals Bred:	91
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5394
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1616	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!