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SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Emeralds Found:	3795

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Farms Harvested:	758
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6427	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	176	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1340	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Animals Bred:	140
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9310	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!