| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4627 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1450 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7949 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1106 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Magic Items Found: | 7655 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4366 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2112 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5868 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2609 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2921 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 21 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 178 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8382 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3302 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6492 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3806 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
