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  • RentRage Minecraft Server

    RentRage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7500
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Villages Defended: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 124
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

    Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

    Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChipThiefDoubleDate

    ChipThiefDoubleDate
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4794
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

    Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

    CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7063
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 312 Magic Items Found: 4258
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

    QuitCraft: Day One Disaster
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 8886
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

    Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

    But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

    So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

    ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7792
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 3371
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Potions Brewed: 105 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritCraft Minecraft Server

    BritCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8384
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Animals Bred: 173 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Villages Defended: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

    Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 3333
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

    CraftyMomFatShameNoKids
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8445
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Players Killed by Monsters: 2984
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

    UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3651
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Crops Grown: 1890 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

    Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HourLeftMC

    HourLeftMC
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4161
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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