YeehawNotInUSA – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP
Adapting, Adjusting, anticipation, Culture Shock, foreign country, future plans, Gaining Weight, getting fat, hasn’t moved to America, immigration, international move, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Moving, new beginnings, new environment, prepping for move, Relocation, settling in, smp, starting fresh, weight gain, YeehawNotInUSA
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even before setting foot in America, you’re already getting fat from all the virtual snacks you’ll be munching on! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and mountains of virtual ice cream. Who needs real food when you can feast like a king in our world?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who trade in rare, enchanted spuds. Will you uncover their starchy secrets and become the potato kingpin of the server?
So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most food-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to expand your virtual waistline as you indulge in all the delicious delights our server has to offer.

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The Block Party Minecraft Server
ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system
Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology
Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

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SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher
SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
survival.sparkcraft.ru

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Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

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TV Men Minecraft SMP
Men, Minecraft, smp
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

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Unprepared Minecraft Server
anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared
Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

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Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

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Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone
Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

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Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line
🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

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Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

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